Thursday, June 08, 2006

i'm sorry to tell you this

dear realty executives-

i just wanted to let you know that the year is 2006. i know, you are shocked, even amazed by this news. i know that you think it is still 1985 with your shield and your "trendy" type but the world has sadly moved on.

the apple brand has exploded (you might remember this apple-thing as the people making the lisa); this oddity of reality television has taken over our tv's, we watch people in hopes that their lives suck worse than ours; people are now famous for being well, nothing; white layered tube socks are no longer the rage, especially not when pulled over your tapered leg pants; likewise scrunchies and 'the dorothy hamill' have gone away although blue eyeshadow still is worn; and lastly a bit over half of the population (allegedly) elected a moron president, and if that isn't bad enough they re-elected him four years later (allegedly).

i know this is all shocking news and i feel badly for you to have to hear of it from my blog. but i just thought you might want to update your atrocity of a logo, you know give your image a little boost. if you need any help or professional counseling i would be more than happy to recommend some qualified graphic designers and therapists who might be able to help you through this difficult time.

hugs and kisses-

design officer

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