identity design right from your emails?

have you been bombarded with all of those advertisements for "fresh" "cheap" "innovative" identity design? well, i have. i've been replying to them, but have yet to hear anything back. if i do get a reply i'll be sure to post it, though i'm sure they frown over my use of the phrases: illegitimate bastard designers, and lightning rod to the design gods. i encourage you to reply to them too! first one to get a real reply wins a great prize.